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How to enjoy winter:
When you see your breath pretend you are
a) a fucking dragon
b) a steampunk robot letting out steam
c) Danny Phantom
d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
i have never witnessed batman shoot steam out of his face but whatever floats your boat man
it’s never a bad time to pretend you’re batman
Gratuitous Lesbianism: Paz de la Huerta plays a stalkery lesbian nurse in Nurse: 3D. I’m so in. She’s also a killer, because all hot lesbians in thrillers are devious psychopaths determined to lure innocent straight girls from their loving, clueless boyfriends. Paz was born to play crazy, don’t you think?